Thursday, July 17, 2008

myspace moron

i would just like to mention that i love the internet. i love it. the story behind this, the cardinal's fans who travelled to philly to see the team play and got run over by disgusting south philly trash, is incredibly depressing, but this myspace just takes the whole thing to whole other level. and it is still up, not private, as of now: http://www.myspace.com/JoE_BoNeS.
some of the photo captions, as quoted in the article, have been removed, along with some photos.
(in the following image, please focus on TRu PaRty ANiMaLs.)


CAPTION: GEtt ON Mi LEVel!!!!..

the way they quote his myspace in the article is exact and copy pasted, making the article even more ridiculous to read. what is even more incredible is that this myspace can potentially work against him in court.

Genovese lists his occupation as "JuSt B DAt Boii!!!..." but goes on to list his income as $250,000 or more. In a separate section in which people typically write the companies they work for or are associated with, Genovese writes: "Chronic Dealer, Philadelphia, Pa US, HusLa, weed, dope, crack, heroin, meth., and wAT EVa U FIEn for!"

the article also includes how the parents think police are overreacting, and that he just ran a red light and got into a car accident. i can not even begin to understand how the parents can think this is even relatively ok.
some other highlights:

He also posted a picture of a sign, seen in many store windows throughout the city, that reads: "I proudly support the Philadelphia Police"
In the caption to that photo, Genovese writes that "i putt a dutch infront of the piggs posterr . . . "
A dutch, according to the Urban Dictionary, is a cigar wrapper that is typically used for rolling marijuana.

One photo, which appears to be taken from the driver's seat of his vehicle, shows the speedometer clocking in at 105 mph.
The caption under the photo reads: aLiL UnDer 120 OnPAcKeR aVE!!..yea digg????"
In other photos, he admits to "BObBiN ND WeEzzZiN" in and out of traffic and having a "NEeD 4 SPeEd????"

Genovese brags about how sexy he looks when he's high, and has posted pictures of himself smoking out of a bong.
"LOok AT ALL DATT WEeD!!!!" he wrote under one photo. "ahaha brought a POUNd just 2go 2pROM!!!!!!"

Some of his online friends seem to be just as oblivious to the severity of the charges facing him. One friend wrote that he was "never gettin aride" from Genovese again, while another said he needed to know how Genovese got his mugshot because he's been trying to get his hands on his own mugshot photo for a while.

On Tuesday, right before Genovese turned himself in to face vehicular homicide charges, the tone of his online postings changed drastically.
"im just waitin 4 demm 2 kum gett mee," he wrote to one friend. "i love youu u no i didnt want it 2 go this way godd just needed to teach me the ways of life the hard way to set me straight."

According to one law enforcement source, Genovese was nowhere near as tough as he appears on his MySpace page when he turned himself in with his lawyer and family on Tuesday afternoon to AID.
The teen looked "pale-faced and kept throwing up," the source said. The source said that Genovese didn't say much, except that he was distraught over the incident.


see the full text of the article here: Alleged DUI Killer's Myspace Profile Depicts Youth Consumed with Money, Drugs and Graffiti.

1 comment:

no winners here said...

brought a POUNd just 2go 2pROM!!!!!!"